"Women
are crazy! Why are they so complicated and confusing. Look at us! You never see
us doing all this drama!" Every man I know has made these comments at some
point in their life and it won't stop at this. They will go on into a lengthy
lecture about how difficult women are and how we keep torturing men with our
hyper emotions. I agree to this completely. I believe women (especially me :P)
are overly emotional and 'drama queen' is a suitable title for any woman (atleast
all the women I know). But still I get totally irritated when I hear men
complaining about this because this “emotional” character is exactly what makes
men fall in love with women and the lack of this “emotional” character is
exactly what makes men “not” fall in love with other men (conditions apply :P).
According
to men we get upset over very small things and create a big scene. But let me
tell you, nothing is small for us. We put our heart and soul into anything and
everything. So if something goes wrong it hurts us terribly. If you don’t
understand this then just think of how you would feel if someone said Chelsea
(replace with whatever team you are crazy about) cheats and wins every match. That
emotion which you feel when someone insults your favorite football team is
exactly how we feel when you keep us waiting for an hour, when you forget our
wedding anniversary, when you ignore us for watching a sports channel…. The
only difference is that while you would go and argue and maybe even hit whoever
insults your team, we cry and nag. Why do you get upset? Because you have given
so much of importance for your team. So the next time your girlfriend starts
crying, instead of wondering “why is she acting so crazy” understand that you
mean the life to her.
“It
is that time of the month again! Beware! She is going into the crazy mode.” Men
never understand “that time of the month”. They just know those are the days to
tread very carefully around their women. So let me explain. Imagine getting
kicked in the balls constantly for a week and the process is repeated every
month. So excuse us if we seem crazy but we deserve to be!
Men
say women over think situations. And yes we are masters at over thinking! It is
in our blood. But is it a reason to complain? You are sitting in a group and
you are upset. But you fake smiles and crack jokes. Only a woman in that group
will know that you are actually upset and ask you what happened. It is in our
nature to know the slightest change in moods, to feel the emotions going
through your mind. So we may over think your actions, come to stupid
conclusions and irritate you but on the bright side we are the only ones who
will over think your change in mood, make you break down into tears, open up
your sadness and make you feel a thousand times better. Men rarely break down
in front of other men because men rarely ask other men “What’ wrong” while
women keep asking “What’s wrong” even when nothing is wrong :P We may pester
you and be a pain in the ass but at the end of the day if you open up to a
woman you will feel a peaceful happiness.
Men
believe women are unreasonable. We need a million sorry before we forgive
someone. But this just shows how much we love that person. Getting hurt by them
is beyond imagination for us. So if we get hurt it breaks us down. So next time
you are forced to say sorry to a girl know that if you didn't mean anything to
her she would just shrug off the sorry, but if she truly loves you she would put
up a whole drama before forgiving you.
This
blog turned out to be a guideline for decoding women. I didn't mean it to be
that. All I wanted to point out is that we, the so called “crazy bitches”, are
crazy because you guys mean the world to us. So stop complaining about our
craziness and accept the fact that our “craziness” make your life more meaningful.